Please stand by
for an important public announcement
upon the Olympics from
The Committee for Organised Fun:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Tax-paying, hard-working
Citizens of Britain,
It is with the best Bulldog spirit
That I can roundly declare
The Games, this year,
Will be a family affair.
For the privileged, ticketed few,
A branded and spanking-new
Stadium awaits,
Complete with reinforced concrete
Blast-proof gates……
Read the full poem on Nick LeScal’s website
Filed under: the problem with the Olympics